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maidofstone
20-04-05, 01:30 PM
A British motorist, driving home from work with his car window wound down, had his nose broken by a flying frozen sausage, an official said Monday.



The 46-year-old man was driving near his home in South Woodham Ferrers, Essex, east of London, when the sausage came through the window and hit him on the nose, a spokesman for the Essex Ambulance Service said on condition of anonymity.

"The man said he was making his way home after work and had the window down because it was such a nice afternoon," the ambulance spokesman said.

"He said he saw a car coming the other way and felt a searing pain in his nose.

"His nose was undoubtedly fractured and he had lost quite a lot of blood.

"It must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot to get the sausage through a moving car window. I have never seen or heard of anything like this before." Essex police said they were investigating the incident.


:eek: monday 18/4/05

kittenclaws
20-04-05, 01:34 PM
this has got to be the funniest thing ive heard all day:lol: ,

maidofstone
20-04-05, 01:41 PM
this made todays ITV meridan news..:lol:

FlybyNight
20-04-05, 01:44 PM
Hope it wasn't a "Korker" from my father in law's factory!!!!:D

ValencianNails
20-04-05, 01:45 PM
it was also on the sky news website... made me laugh.
what a faberoony shot you'd have to be or just a very lucky aim :D

caz3
20-04-05, 01:46 PM
YES I SAW IT ON THE NEWS THIS MORNING I WAS WONDERING HOW THE NEWS LADY DID NOT LAUGH BLESS.

THE MAN WHO GOT HIT BY IT WAS CHATTING HAD A PLASTER OVER HIS NOSE!!!!

MIND YOU HE WAS DRIVING IT COULD HAVE BEEN QUITE BAD HE COULD HAVE CRASHED THE CAR WITH THE SHOCK OF WONDERING WHAT HAD HIT HIS FACE!!!!!!!

CAZ XXX

this made todays ITV meridan news..:lol:

kittenclaws
20-04-05, 01:51 PM
why would someone be flinging a frozen sausage at the car ????????? the mind bogles:confused:

Sassy Hassy
20-04-05, 02:05 PM
for that matter - why would anyone be carrying a frozen sausage, or even a non frozen one! Good job it's not April 1st! And can you imagine the look on the insurance clerk's face when they get the claim through?!!

maidofstone
20-04-05, 02:28 PM
i wonder if the sausage will tested for finger prints ???
would have hurt less if it was "SKINLESS"

chrisbow
20-04-05, 03:37 PM
i wonder if the sausage will tested for finger prints ???
would have hurt less if it was "SKINLESS"

LOL :)