I met a fellow geek today!

[Mrs RSM]

I had the pleasure this morning of meeting and having a treatment with the very lovely geek Jacquelineanna

My first time at her salon and it is lovely, as is she. Typical though, I just found her and I am moving soon!

Thank you Jacqui....No pain! x

[gr8nailz]

OMG! You MUST tell me EVERYTHING about her. You know she's TOTALLY infatuated with me? I think she's stalking me.

I've tried to get surveillance on her but I've only been able to get one picture of the Evil Infidel Cow.

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Does this even remotely resemble her?

[jacquelineanna]

OMG! You MUST tell me EVERYTHING about her. You know she's TOTALLY infatuated with me? I think she's stalking me.

I've tried to get surveillance on her but I've only been able to get one picture of the Evil Infidel Cow.

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Does this even remotely resemble her?

Hey Pinocchio ... put your big long snoopy nose away and leave my lovely geek friend alone!!!!

If you start stalking and harassing her you are going to end up in that mens prison again.

I know you remember that experience ... three months before they realised they had made a mistake and you weren't quite a man.

[jacquelineanna]

I had the pleasure this morning of meeting and having a treatment with the very lovely geek Jacquelineanna

My first time at her salon and it is lovely, as is she. Typical though, I just found her and I am moving soon!

Thank you Jacqui....No pain! x

Thank you my lovely geek friend .. you are welcome in my salon anytime!!

xxxx

[gr8nailz]

And me, my evil twin, am I welcome in your salon ANYTIME?

[Mrs RSM]

OMG! You MUST tell me EVERYTHING about her. You know she's TOTALLY infatuated with me? I think she's stalking me.

I've tried to get surveillance on her but I've only been able to get one picture of the Evil Infidel Cow.

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Does this even remotely resemble her?

Ha ha were your ears not burning at about 10am this morning then? :lol:...ooh that Gr8nails oohhhh....


What can I say....well she is LOVELY! Very professional,friendly and brilliant at waxing, best Hollywood EVER!

She looks more like this I am afraid Gr8!

http://i48.tinypic.com/70ug0n.jpg

[jacquelineanna]

Ha ha were your ears not burning this morning then :lol:...ooh that Gr8nails oohhhh....


What can I say....well she is LOVELY! Very professional,friendly and brilliant at waxing, best Hollywood EVER!

She looks more like this I am afraid Gr8!

http://i48.tinypic.com/70ug0n.jpg

Oh Jo that will upset gr8whale sooooooo much!!!

More than any mean thing I could ever have said to her.

[sarah_clancy]

Thank you my lovely geek friend .. you are welcome in my salon anytime!!

xxxx

Wow your only down the road from me... This is good to know! :-D x

[gr8nailz]

Oh dear god NO!!! Why does she have to be beautiful AND angelic? Okay. Regroup.

What's the address to her salon again? And what did I do with that number to my hitman?

[jacquelineanna]

And me, my evil twin, am I welcome in your salon ANYTIME?

Yes, yes, follow me, down the dark rickety stairs into the damp evil smelling room 100 feet below ground followed by a push and a click as the door is locked behind you.

[gr8nailz]

Jeezuz, couldn't you have at least drawn a mustache on the evil witch!

[gr8nailz]

Yes, yes, follow me, down the dark rickety stairs into the damp evil smelling room 100 feet below ground followed by a push and a click as the door is locked behind you.

I.

Hate.

You.

[jacquelineanna]

Wow your only down the road from me... This is good to know! :-D x

Hi Sarah,

You are also welcome to my little salon!

Its where all the lovely geeks meet don't ya know :wink2: xxx

[gr8nailz]

Hey Jacquelineanna, I think the surveillance photo I got of you should be your new avatar.

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[jacquelineanna]

I.

Hate.

You.

I know that's not true twinnie :Kissing:

[jacquelineanna]

Hey Jo (MrsRSM) this is your thread so you need to exercise some control over that gr8nailz.

[gr8nailz]

Mrs RSM, I shall behave.

I'm glad you enjoyed your time with Jacquelineanna.

Please make sure you have yourself checked for small pox.

Just sayin'

[jacquelineanna]

If any of our other lovely geek friends are reading this don't be put off by the rudeness of gr8nailz.

Hers is a sad, sad story and we should make a few allowances.

Please act normally and join in to the regular part of this thread.

xx

[Mrs RSM]

Hey Jo (MrsRSM) this is your thread so you need to exercise some control over that gr8nailz.


Hell no, its way too much fun watching you two at it! :wink2:


Gr8nailz...do try to behave (but not alot) :smack:

[gr8nailz]

Oh, bless you Mrs RSM. Bless you.

You see, Mrs, I have suffered. I have suffered so greatly at the hands of "the gentile" Jacquelineanna (aka Evil Infidel Cow). But she's not what she appears.

She's evil, I tellz ya'. She's evil. You have no idea the lies she spread about me.

She calls me FAT, Mrs RSM. FAT!!!! Is that even allowed?!!!!

And....And...she has even inferred that I am, indeed, A MAN! When in fact, I am a lovely, raven-haired Latina beauty. Gigi Rouse and the handsome Simon can vouch for that.

[jacquelineanna]

Oh, bless you Mrs RSM. Bless you.

You see, Mrs, I have suffered. I have suffered so greatly at the hands of "the gentile" Jacquelineanna (aka Evil Infidel Cow). But she's not what she appears.

She's evil, I tellz ya'. She's evil. You have no idea the lies she spread about me.

She calls me FAT, Mrs RSM. FAT!!!! Is that even allowed?!!!!

And....And...she has even inferred that I am, indeed, A MAN! When in fact, I am a lovely, raven-haired Latina beauty. Gigi Rouse and the handsome Simon can vouch for that.

Gigi is a kind lady, what else is there to say.

And when you have your dress on I concede that you do kind of look like a girl so how were they to know??

And don't try getting MrsRSM on your side, she knows the truth!

And I didn't call you fat, I just called you by th name you chose for yourself - gr8whale.

[Only-me]

Have missed this!! Love it ha ha it brightens up my day every time ! X

[jacquelineanna]

Have missed this!! Love it ha ha it brightens up my day every time ! X

:Love:

Did you see the lovely picture MrsRSM posted, she's such a lovely geek (sigh).

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[gr8nailz]

HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!

I'm soooooo telling on you. I'm sooooo telling Gigi you called her a liar.

And I'm sure as soon as the date-rate drug you gave Mrs RSM wears off, police shall be on your door-step. Mrs RSM is a respected member of this forum. We shall all testify on her behalf.

And You? You on the other hand are nothing but putrescence who's reputation proceeds her. Your escapades of debauchery extend across the vast expanse, you vile woman.

I have sent a bio-hazard team to see about Mrs RSM since she apparently came in contact with you. It is my hope that this dear woman does not have to be quarantined.

[gr8nailz]

:Love:

Did you see the lovely picture MrsRSM posted, she's such a lovely geek (sigh).

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Once the date-rate drug wears off, she'll post a real picture.

[jacquelineanna]

Once the date-rate drug wears off, she'll post a real picture.

Date-RAPE drug!!!!! Duh

No wonder when you've been giving it to other people you don't get the desired affect!!!!!

[Only-me]

[quote=jacquelineanna;1554936]:Love:

Did you see the lovely picture MrsRSM posted, she's such a lovely geek (sigh).

Angel x

[jacquelineanna]

HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!

I'm soooooo telling on you. I'm sooooo telling Gigi you called her a liar.

And I'm sure as soon as the date-rate drug you gave Mrs RSM wears off, police shall be on your door-step. Mrs RSM is a respected member of this forum. We shall all testify on her behalf.

And You? You on the other hand are nothing but putrescence who's reputation proceeds her. Your escapades of debauchery extend across the vast expanse, you vile woman.

I have sent a bio-hazard team to see about Mrs RSM since she apparently came in contact with you. It is my hope that this dear woman does not have to be quarantined.

Hmm, Gigi is a kind lady.

And you are quite quite disgraceful.

[gr8nailz]

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The Bio-Hazard team found this clutched in Mrs RSM's hand and she kept whispering...."Evil Jacquelineanna....Evil Jacquelineanna."

[Only-me]

Sure you looking on google right now to send a pic to gr8nailz :smack:

Gr8nailz you on a roll :Grope:

You are both making me giggle:wink2: xxxx

[gr8nailz]

Sure you looking on google right now to send a pic to gr8nailz :smack:

Gr8nailz you on a roll :Grope:

You are both making me giggle:wink2: xxxx


Gurl, I have to be. She called me FAT! :wink2:

[jacquelineanna]

[quote=jacquelineanna;1554936]:Love:

Did you see the lovely picture MrsRSM posted, she's such a lovely geek (sigh).

Angel x

Is your name Angel .... how lovely!

This is what your name means:

You are good-natured and likeable, and people tend to confide in you and seek your advice in personal problems.

This is what the name Tammie means:

Although the name Tammie creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it limits self-expression and friendly congeniality with a moody disposition.
This name can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the heart, lungs, bronchial area, worry, and mental tension

Careful how you go Pinocchio!!

[Only-me]

[QUOTE=jacquelineanna;1554965][quote=Only-me;1554952]

Is your name Angel .... how lovely!

Oops ..No sorry I pressed send and cancelled half my sentence... Should have read... She must think YOU'RE an angle (with the pic the op posted)

Blooming phone :evil: xxxx

[stephiebaby]

Lmao. You too have brightened up my day! Xx

[Only-me]

Leave ya both to it........:Love: xxxxx tee hee x

[gr8nailz]

Definition:

Jacqueline: Ugly

Anna: Troll



YOU!!!!

[Penners]

Jealous of another Geek living so close to the Angel Jacqui, although some time in the Florida sunshine would be good too...........
methinks Gr8nails should pay for us all to come over and visit, just a little vacation is all :wink2: (while she's locked away we'll move in with that husband and son of hers eh?)

[JoJo1980]

Bloody Brilliant :biggrin:
You two should do a show - Its like morcambe and wise

xxx

[gr8nailz]

Jealous of another Geek living so close to the Angel Jacqui, although some time in the Florida sunshine would be good too...........
methinks Gr8nails should pay for us all to come over and visit, just a little vacation is all :wink2: (while she's locked away we'll move in with that husband and son of hers eh?)

Mango Mojitos for EVERYONE! My son would be down for some drinkies with lovely ladies, I'm sure (if you paid him to be your personal cabana boy). He's all about the Benjamins, donchaknow? I have given my precious little baby boy strict orders to stay clear of Jacquelineanna. Small-pox and everything, you know.

Make sure you keep an eye on your drinks. Jacquelineanna is reknowned for dropping the date-rape drug in when you're not looking. Still waiting to hear if Mrs RSM is okay.

[Mobile Manicure]

Are these two serious? Do they REALLY hate each other or is it all just for fun?

[gr8nailz]

Are these two serious? Do they REALLY hate each other or is it all just for fun?


LMAO...no. We're actually very fond of each other. But she called me fat (gr8whale).


Evil b*tch!!!!!

[Mrs RSM]

Still waiting to hear if Mrs RSM is okay.


:lol: You two are toooo funny! I have laughed so hard reading your posts!


I am very well Gr8 thank you for being so concerned :Grope:. Me a respected Geek? I do believe you have mistaken me for someone else!

I will come clean then, I was indeed attacked by Jacqui today.......
with lovliness and top quality waxing know-how :biggrin:


I may be able to meet another great Geek...thats you Gr8nails just in case you were wondering. I am off to Bermuda next week and may end up living there for 3 years SO if I do then I will only be two hours flight from you in Florida! You could do my nails!:Scared:

[gr8nailz]

So the drugs haven't worn off yet, huh?

Well, anyway....I've always wanted to see Bermuda via cruise ship. Let me know when you get settled. I'll try to make my way there.

I'll see if I can coax Jacquelineanna to tag along. I'll just detour and drop her off at the Triangle...the Bermuda Triangle.

Lots of old ship wrecks there. She should fit right in.

[smoothie88]

You two crack me up ROFL love your banter!

[jacquelineanna]

Jealous of another Geek living so close to the Angel Jacqui, although some time in the Florida sunshine would be good too...........
methinks Gr8nails should pay for us all to come over and visit, just a little vacation is all :wink2: (while she's locked away we'll move in with that husband and son of hers eh?)

Penners my lovely ... where have you been?? Did I say that I love you recently?

If gr8nails ever offers to pay for your air fare to Florida read the small print with a very big magnifying glass.

Without it you would probably be agreeing to be a million year contract of your heart sould and body!!!! We will never see or hear from you again.

[jacquelineanna]

Bloody Brilliant :biggrin:
You two should do a show - Its like morcambe and wise

xxx

Lol .. gr8nails is the short fat hairy one.

[jacquelineanna]

Are these two serious? Do they REALLY hate each other or is it all just for fun?

Lol.

She's just vile and mean, be thankful it's me and not you on the receiving end!!

Sigh, we're cyber twins. There seems to be no getting rid of her.

xxxxx

[jacquelineanna]

[QUOTE=Mrs RSM;1555230]:lol: You two are toooo funny! I have laughed so hard reading your posts!


I am very well Gr8 thank you for being so concerned :Grope:. Me a respected Geek? I do believe you have mistaken me for someone else!

Hey!! For once she made no mistake my lovely xx

I will come clean then, I was indeed attacked by Jacqui today.......
with lovliness and top quality waxing know-how :biggrin:

I think I am getting a girl-crush lol


I may be able to meet another great Geek...thats you Gr8nails just in case you were wondering. I am off to Bermuda next week and may end up living there for 3 years SO if I do then I will only be two hours flight from you in Florida! You could do my nails!:Scared:

DON'T VISIT HER ON YOUR OWN.
She' a bit like the rat-catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!!

[jacquelineanna]

So the drugs haven't worn off yet, huh?

Well, anyway....I've always wanted to see Bermuda via cruise ship. Let me know when you get settled. I'll try to make my way there.

I'll see if I can coax Jacquelineanna to tag along. I'll just detour and drop her off at the Triangle...the Bermuda Triangle.

Lots of old ship wrecks there. She should fit right in.


Instead of taking the Viagra ask the doctor if he can prescribe you an anti-mean-vile-evil pill.

[Penners]

Thanks for the warning Jacquelineanna, I'm now thinking again about the offer - That song that starts 'The devil went down to Georgia' (could be florida next) springs to mind and although I did learn violin to grade 4 not sure thats enough to duel with the GR8devil!!:twisted:

[Dol]

Lol. Great bedtime reading!

[dandelionpoppy]

Great anytime reading!

[gr8nailz]

Lol .. gr8nails is the short fat hairy one.

You complete and utter B*TCH!!!!!

Quit calling me fat!!!!!

**hangs head and walks away crying....sniff, sniff

I'm Telling!!!!

[gr8nailz]

Thanks for the warning Jacquelineanna, I'm now thinking again about the offer - That song that starts 'The devil went down to Georgia' (could be florida next) springs to mind and although I did learn violin to grade 4 not sure thats enough to duel with the GR8devil!!:twisted:


Added to my list of Evil Infidel Cows...Penners. Here's an avatar for you.

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[x Fee x]

LOLOL!!!! As much as I love you both and your shenanigans, I can't wait for you to get in trouble with the Mods again ;) ;) ;)

Mrs RSM it's so cool you got to meet one of the evil twins. I'm planning to catch them for cocktails one day! x

[gr8nailz]

[QUOTE=Mrs RSM;1555230]

I will come clean then, I was indeed attacked by Jacqui today.......
with lovliness and top quality waxing know-how



I think I am getting a girl-crush lol :Look_left From Jacquelineanna





Mrs RSM...see? This is how it starts. She lures you into her salon for treatment then....BAM!!!! This is proof positive what I said about Jacquelineanna and her use of the date-rape drug. She's mad crushing on you, woman.

Change your address. Change your appearance. Change your identity. Get an order of protection. Move to a different continent. Trust me. You have a stalker now. I know from personal experience. My name isn't really gr8nailz, you know.

She'll be peeping in your windows. Hiding in the backseat of your car. Sneaking around in your hedges. She'll even be all up in your trees.

She's a mad, crazy old cow.

[gr8nailz]

LOLOL!!!! As much as I love you both and your shenanigans, I can't wait for you to get in trouble with the Mods again ;) ;) ;)

Mrs RSM it's so cool you got to meet one of the evil twins. I'm planning to catch them for cocktails one day! x


Fee, we actually got permission for this rampage this time from the OP!

Can you believe it?!

[Penners]

Sorry GR8nails, I struggle you see to make sense of it all, the doctors are trying to sort out my medication but in the mean time I just don't know who to believe, ah wait...........whats that noise? oh its them, coming to unlock the door again - I can hardly hear them with all these padded walls.:sad:

[Noodle]

Ok Geeks, PM's from now on please, thank you.