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michelle g
30-06-08, 11:54 AM
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss wouldn't
allow me to take leave.

I thought maybe if I acted 'crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so, that the Boss might think I
was 'crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'what in the name of god are you doing' I told him I was a light bulb.

He said 'you are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office.......
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'...... And where do you think you're going?!'
(you're gonna love this)
She said, I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.

Tracey Roberts
30-06-08, 12:01 PM
:lol::lol::lol: I love this, soooo funny :)

Bagpuss
30-06-08, 12:05 PM
i don't get it....:lol:....(blonde)

Katykitten
30-06-08, 05:24 PM
lol, very good! xx