Marlise
14-07-08, 02:24 PM
This is hysterical :lol:
Try it and post your resignation letter here :lol:
Funny Resignation Letter Generator :: FuzzyBeans.com (http://www.fuzzybeans.com/resignation.php)
Dear large People,
It is with hated regret to announce the following:
Marlise has submitted their resignation letter and will be leaving us on Oct 31. Marlise landed a large job in Shirley which is only 4 minutes from where their dog Linda lives. As well, they felt that her skills were not well-matched for the tasks which they were asked to do - i.e., faxing cat pictures.
The parting is on black terms, and Marlise remains somewhat supportive of all of us (except Pascale in the HR Department) and the work we are doing. Marlise is very sorry for the incident in the bathroom with Michele . Marlise is working hard to complete several important projects before leaving (mainly, cleaning out the meat chunks from their keyboard). This is being done as fast as possible.
Try it and post your resignation letter here :lol:
Funny Resignation Letter Generator :: FuzzyBeans.com (http://www.fuzzybeans.com/resignation.php)
Dear large People,
It is with hated regret to announce the following:
Marlise has submitted their resignation letter and will be leaving us on Oct 31. Marlise landed a large job in Shirley which is only 4 minutes from where their dog Linda lives. As well, they felt that her skills were not well-matched for the tasks which they were asked to do - i.e., faxing cat pictures.
The parting is on black terms, and Marlise remains somewhat supportive of all of us (except Pascale in the HR Department) and the work we are doing. Marlise is very sorry for the incident in the bathroom with Michele . Marlise is working hard to complete several important projects before leaving (mainly, cleaning out the meat chunks from their keyboard). This is being done as fast as possible.