30-07-08, 04:46 PM
I've got a good one (and swear down its totally true !!). Local pub .... DJ, girlfriend wants to play a trick on her partner, so when its time for the DJ to call out the lottery numbers, she asks the DJ to read out her parnters lottery numbers for a joke. Well, the numbers got read out, the partner was jumping around absolutely ecstatic. The girlfriend says "oh my god, cant believe it, thats brilliant", he turns round and says, "dont get excited love, I'm off, have been shag**ng your sister for years" :eek:. Needless to say they were never seen in the local pub after that.