glitz
14-10-08, 10:58 AM
Just had this sent to me in an email thought it was hilarious
MUM OUT SHOPPING WITH HER TWO CHILDREN
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty
training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in
between errands
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked
my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then I realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said 'No'.
I kept thinking
'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I
don't have any clothes
with me.'
Then I said,
'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an
accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the
smell was
getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an
accident ? This
time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
bent over, spread his cheeks
and yelled
'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos
laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
NEWS READER REPORTED TO HAVE SAID DURING THE NEWS
This had most of the state of Michiganlaughing for 2 days
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and
didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last
night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
MUM OUT SHOPPING WITH HER TWO CHILDREN
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty
training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in
between errands
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked
my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then I realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said 'No'.
I kept thinking
'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I
don't have any clothes
with me.'
Then I said,
'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an
accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the
smell was
getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an
accident ? This
time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
bent over, spread his cheeks
and yelled
'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos
laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
NEWS READER REPORTED TO HAVE SAID DURING THE NEWS
This had most of the state of Michiganlaughing for 2 days
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and
didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last
night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: