Getting old

[adelekeegan1]

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'


'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.


'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door,

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your carin the car park

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting upto use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure these are jokes

[grafxgal]

lmao now, but I probably wont be in a few years. :D

[shellpink]

Excellent Adele! lmao! love these!....... of course this isn't me just yet!! lol

[Mrs.Clooney]

Rocking with laughter. Sooo funny! :lol: