JANEY K
05-02-09, 03:22 PM
A selection of car bumper stickers for women drivers .
I'm NOT speeding, I'm qualifing!
Women are great leaders...you are following one now
I am the only one on this planet who knows how to drive.
Warning..PMS behind the wheel
Horn broken - Watch for finger.
Next mood swing: five minutes
Don't annoy me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Ex-husband\boyfriend in trunk
Pigs might fly but this one drives
I drive too fast to have to worry about my cholesterol
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it
If the screams from the trunk bother you...turn up your radio
Mafia staff car
I got this motorhome for my husband - the best deal I ever made
Caution! Driver applying make-up
What rear-view mirror?
I brake for no apparent reason.
Cover me... I'm changing lanes.
Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
If you can read this.... you are in range.
Heaven won't have me & hell is afraid i'll take over
I can go from Angel to B*tch in 0.6 seconds
How's my driving....Dial 0800- you- wish
If you like my bumper...you'll love my headlights
Real women don't have hot flashes...they have power surges
I'M THE BOSS...BECAUSE MY HUSBAND\BOYFRIEND SAID I COULD BE
I'm NOT speeding, I'm qualifing!
Women are great leaders...you are following one now
I am the only one on this planet who knows how to drive.
Warning..PMS behind the wheel
Horn broken - Watch for finger.
Next mood swing: five minutes
Don't annoy me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Ex-husband\boyfriend in trunk
Pigs might fly but this one drives
I drive too fast to have to worry about my cholesterol
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it
If the screams from the trunk bother you...turn up your radio
Mafia staff car
I got this motorhome for my husband - the best deal I ever made
Caution! Driver applying make-up
What rear-view mirror?
I brake for no apparent reason.
Cover me... I'm changing lanes.
Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
If you can read this.... you are in range.
Heaven won't have me & hell is afraid i'll take over
I can go from Angel to B*tch in 0.6 seconds
How's my driving....Dial 0800- you- wish
If you like my bumper...you'll love my headlights
Real women don't have hot flashes...they have power surges
I'M THE BOSS...BECAUSE MY HUSBAND\BOYFRIEND SAID I COULD BE