A man calls his son in Florida and says "Well son, it's over after 45 years your Mother and I can't stand each other any longer and we're getting a divorce. Call your sister and let her know."

The son quickly calls his sister in Washington and relays the news. She calls home and talks to her father. "Dad," she says "you absolutely cannot get divorced! DO NOT do anything until we get there!!!" and she hangs up.

The man turns to his wife with a smile, and says "well honey, the kids will be home for the holidays, and better yet, they are paying their own way!"

Sounds like my eldest daughter - she comes back lol, but expects us to do all the running around and pay for it!!