A man walks into a pub with a crocodile and a chicken. The man orders a pint and then the crocodile says he'll have one too.

The barman stares in amazement and says to the man 'wow! I've never seen that before - where did you manage to find a talking crocodile?!'

The man looks at the barman and says 'don't be ridiculous - a talking crocodile! Whoever heard the likes.... the chicken's a ventriloquist!'


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