It was midwinter....snowing, quite cold, and they had gone skiing at Lake Arrowhead (california). (day trip, not overnight) They were strangers afterall, and had truly never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of no where!

Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile. Unfortunalely, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point when she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.

Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she leaned her butt to rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood at the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.

All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing howeve, she became aware of another sensation.

As she ben to pull up her pants, the yound lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tounges frozen to metal posts quickly came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor, she answered her date's concerns about what was taking so long witha reply that indeed, she was freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance.

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.

She too got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assesed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized there was only one way to get her free.

So, as she looked the otherway, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

Jay Leno of the tonight show gave her a prize for the worst first date ever, she won hands...er...pants down! Jay's comment, This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off!