A woman watched has her neighbour hung out the washing,
She asked "Oh come the sun is always shinning when you hang out your washing?"
"Well" replied the neighbour " my Husband sleeps naked so in a morning I pull back the bed covers and if its on the left it will rain, But if its on the right it will be sunny"
The woman said " what happens if its sticking up"
To which came the reply..............Bugger the washing

Very good Lell!!!