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The Ultimate Female !!! -
11-02-05, 07:50 PM
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, sexy man entered. He was soooo striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him!!! The man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as they do!!)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £20 ...... on one condition." Flabbergasted the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a £20 note from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, slowly and meaningfully said....... clean my house 
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11-02-05, 07:53 PM
LOL!!! Nice one!!!
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12-02-05, 03:18 PM
Oh God thats brilliant!!!
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14-02-05, 08:52 AM
Brilliant!!!!!!!!!
Amanda
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14-02-05, 08:57 AM
LOL brilliant
Debz xx
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14-02-05, 07:49 PM
I bet he missed a bit
 Cathy
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