Subject: Sydney breakfast radio - not the run of the mill...


Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and
hearing this. Many Sydney folks did hear this on the Fox FM
morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award
winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The
DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or
seriously involved with someone.

If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3
random yet highly personal questions. The person is also
asked to divulge the name of their partner (with
phone #) for verification. If their partner answers those
same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.


One particular game, however, several months ago made the
City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is
possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's
how it all went down:


DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate
Match'?" Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the
Gold Coast if you win.
What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only
please." Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had
sex?" Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever
have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8
o'clock this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is
staying with us for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the
time." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the
previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put
Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.

You listen to this."
[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?"
Touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air
right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of
hours now." Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian
knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. So do you
know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
Sara: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay?
Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions,
Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both
of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian ....uh, this morning before Brian went
to work." DJ: "What time?"
Sara: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to
protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You
are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you
ready?" Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did
you?" Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"
Sara: "Well..."
DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it?
Sarah: "Up the arse....."
After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a
station break"
And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing

seriously funny, poor woman. xx

Rolling on the floor laughing my arse off, that is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sides hurt!!!

lmao hahaha nice one!!

I don't know if this one is true, but we had a very similar questions and annswers here in Portugal in a Tv show.

OH MY GOD!! That is halarious!!! Very good!!

Poor woman!
Tilly xx

Omg, Im Pmsl, That Has Got To Be The Funniest Thing Ive Ever Heard, Was This For Real??

Did They Get The Prize ?

lol, I was wondering that, too!

Brilliant, that has cracked me up!!!!

LMAO!

That is the funniest one ive heared resentely, excellent!

ROFL!


luv 'n' hugs
xxxxxxx

brill....xxx