15 things to do in Tesco's!

Michelle77 · **15 things to do in Tesco's! -** 03-08-05, 09:09 AM

01.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples trolleys when they aren't looking.

02.Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

03.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

04.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10 at Pharmacy".....and see what happens.

05.Go to the service desk and ask to have a bag of M&M's put on hold.

06.Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

07.Set up a tent in the housewaresection and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

08.When an assistant asks if they can help you,begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

09.Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10.While handling the knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he/she knows where the anti-depressants are.

11.Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12.In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13.Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,"PICK ME ! PICK ME !!!!"

14.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream,"NO! NO!,It's those voices in my head again!".

15.Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly........"Hey!,We're out of toilet paper in here.

pinkshell_nails · 03-08-05, 11:18 PM

V.Very funny!!

Cant wait to try them out!!LOL!!

Peter Pan · 04-08-05, 12:27 AM

very good - ill have to try a few of those

HappyHands · 04-08-05, 01:01 PM

was that you in tesco the other day !!!!!!! Very funny could give my kids a fiver bet they would do them all... lol... better still offer someone elses kids a fiver to do them all how would that mother react

Fi Taylor · 04-08-05, 04:36 PM

I try number 11 out regularly in the salon to amuse our clients!!!
Fi

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Originally Posted by Michelle77

01.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples trolleys when they aren't looking.

02.Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

03.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

04.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10 at Pharmacy".....and see what happens.

05.Go to the service desk and ask to have a bag of M&M's put on hold.

06.Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

07.Set up a tent in the housewaresection and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

08.When an assistant asks if they can help you,begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

09.Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10.While handling the knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he/she knows where the anti-depressants are.

11.Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12.In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13.Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,"PICK ME ! PICK ME !!!!"

14.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream,"NO! NO!,It's those voices in my head again!".

15.Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly........"Hey!,We're out of toilet paper in here.

suey · 14-08-05, 12:46 PM

I'm just off shopping...Mmm, thanks for the tips to keep the kids amused, lol!