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12 Priests - 26-08-05, 03:02 PM

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them
to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,
beautiful big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told

that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.


She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests
until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced,
his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the
ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos
quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.

He bent over to pick it up.



Then all the other bells started to ring.

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26-08-05, 03:36 PM

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26-08-05, 06:26 PM

ooooooh thats excellent , in a really sick sort of way , lol
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26-08-05, 06:29 PM

LMFAO,
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