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Sent to me by a guy (obviously) - 14-06-06, 10:42 PM

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish
for, your husband will get ....... times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman In the
world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also
make your husband the most handsome man that ever lived, an Adonis whom
women will swoon over and flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM !!! - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world
by far and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
is mine."
So, KAZAM !!! - she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and after careful
consideration she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story:
Women are clever.
Don't mess with them.


ATTENTION female readers: This is the end of the joke for you.

Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.









The man had a heart attack ten times MILDER than his wife!!!

Moral of the story:
Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.


PS:
If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that
women are nosey cows and never listen!!!



Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the Ladies who
have a good sense of humour if such a thing exists.

Well I have a goood sense of humour so it does exist!
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15-06-06, 12:17 AM

yer a guy joke lolx
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15-06-06, 12:30 AM

haha, thats brill!! x
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15-06-06, 06:54 PM

Didn't see that one coming!
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15-06-06, 07:31 PM

pmsl
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15-06-06, 07:51 PM

loved that,
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16-06-06, 08:52 PM

hehe i like that one!
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19-06-06, 01:26 PM

like it hunni xx
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20-06-06, 09:24 PM

very good
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