On their wedding night, Young Dianne says to new hubby, If you don't remove your socks, I am not getting in bed at all.

Hubby is determined not to remove the socks. Dianne argues he is perhaps kinky!
Hubby eventually gives in, all right he says, I have hid this from you all through our courting days though. Look! Removing the socks, one foot is only half there!

I lost it during an accident at work he explains it embarrasses me!
Dianne runs down stairs. Ever so upset she telephones her Mom. Sobbing on the phone, she cries to her Mom, he only has a foot and a half!
Mother replies 'Hang on young lady, you pack your bags and get back home, tell him I am on my way over!'

pmsl very good

Love it

very funny xx