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27-06-06, 04:45 PM
Subject: FW: When I Die WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again. WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: Would you live in our house? HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house. WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep? WIFE: Would you let her drive my car? HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new. WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND: That ! ! would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs? HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed. WIFE: - - silence - - HUSBAND: F**k Moral of the story - concentrate and stay focused 
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27-06-06, 04:48 PM
pmsl ! so funny!!
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27-06-06, 06:17 PM
that is hilarious.....i hate it when one person starts laughing in a room with other people but i laughed so hard ...everyone in the room looked at me like i was mental....i di not see that ending coming...pmsl
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27-06-06, 06:19 PM
funny im always laughing to myself people think I AM MAD
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27-06-06, 08:46 PM
PMSL!! xx
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