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04-10-06, 09:46 PM
Putting exlax in my ex hubby's tea.... gave him what the doctor called gastric flue lol..... cheating little beggar, kept him indoors and out of someone elses bed for a good 3 weeks.....
Yes I have a dark side lol..... but it is now seeing the light lmfao xxx |
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04-10-06, 09:48 PM
well I used to wind Rob up...he'd be sat watching TV and i would whisper "Rob"....he would turn to me and say what !...then i would act like i hadn't said anything...i would tell him he was hearing things...
I have also nearly had him removed from Tesco's.....he was waking behind me and just as the security man walked past i turned to Rob and said "if you keep following me i am going to call the police".....the guy asked if i was ok and rob started trying to defend himself saying he was my boyfriend...after telling the security man that i had never seen this man in my life, i burst out laughing and a very red faced rob told me he will never come out in public with me again.... |
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04-10-06, 09:56 PM
angie - how could you - rob is a darlin lol
meanest few things i ever did was "exlax" in the ex-hubbys dinner (a whole bar i might add - well he shouldnt have hit me) and the other was harpic on the bottom of the bath before i ran it for him, it skinned his doodars, well and truley |
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04-10-06, 10:09 PM
the above posts reminded me of a nasty thing i did but long since forgotten about.
i found out an ex had been less than honest with me, i spray painted a car that he had been restoring for months and had primed ready to paint. i used red spray and sprayed 'lying bastard' all over it. it was parked on my front garden for all to se he actually praised me for doing it and said he deserved it. then towed it away promptly this was so out of character for me, i am usually the meekest person going. |
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04-10-06, 10:18 PM
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04-10-06, 10:19 PM
told this one before, when I left my first hubby I watered the army carpet in the living room, after seeding it with grass seed, then I put king prawns in the bottom of the curtains, turned the heating up and left knowing he was away on a 2 week exercise.
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04-10-06, 10:24 PM
I beg to differ my dear !!!!! |
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04-10-06, 10:27 PM
well, there was the time me and an ex t*&t of a boyfriend split up.
Bought a car between us (an old heap) just to get rid of him i let him take it. Then a week or so later i decided i wanted my half of the money back from the car so i went to see him - came over all cocky and said he wasnt going to pay me. So picked up a massive patio rock and smashed the windscreen ....picked it up again and battered the bonnet. felt MUCH better after Amb x |