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A FAX from God for you and yours... - 09-11-06, 01:41 AM

Date: TODAY
From: GOD
Subject:YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE


This is God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you. I do
Not
need your help. So, have a nice day.

I love you.

P.S. And, remember...

If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, Do
Not attempt to resolve it yourself !! Kindly put it in the SFGTD
(something for God to do) box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All
situations will be resolved, but in MY time, not yours.

Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying
about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in
your life now.

If you find yourself stuck in traffic, don't despair. There are people
in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.

Should you have a bad day at work; think of the man who has been out of
work for years.

Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; Think of the person who
has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.

Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; think of the woman in
dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her
children.

Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance;
think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that
walk.

Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; think of the cancer
patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.

Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what life is all about,
asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live
long enough to get the opportunity.

Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness,
ignorance, smallness or insecurities; Remember, things could be worse.
You could be one of them!

Should you decide to send this to a friend; Thank you, you may have
touched their life in ways you will never know!

Now, you have a nice day,

God

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09-11-06, 11:45 AM

That's beautiful. I'm going to send it to my husband who is stressed at work.
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09-11-06, 12:51 PM

aww thats good! I am passing it on too.
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09-11-06, 01:17 PM

I'm going to photocopy this and give to my workmates!! It might touch a few raw nerves. It certainly made me think.

Martine x
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09-11-06, 01:28 PM

That is very humbling and certainly puts life into perspective
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09-11-06, 01:36 PM

Thankyou Lord! A lesson for us all here.
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09-11-06, 02:00 PM

Oh my goodness that made me go all goosebumpy. Thank you xx
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09-11-06, 06:42 PM

that made me nearly cry ...i feel guilty now
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