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Cigarettes & Tampons - 11-11-06, 05:24 AM

CIGARETTES and TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

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"Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, " You see, it's like this... yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; because it's soooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own... so does she."
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14-11-06, 02:03 PM

Exccelent Lily pmsl
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14-11-06, 02:10 PM

haha thats great!!! PMSL!!
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15-11-06, 02:26 PM

haha....actually quite a good idea tho!!
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