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A Blonde's Year In Review! - 13-11-06, 04:29 PM
Sorry blonde's but I couldn't resist posting this. It had me giggling.


January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
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13-11-06, 04:32 PM
FAB!!
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13-11-06, 04:39 PM
IM SHOCKED BUT VERY FUNNY !!!!!
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13-11-06, 04:43 PM
i don't get it ????...whats the joke ????...i think them swimmers should have been disqualified and i have a scarf that about strangles me........lol x
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13-11-06, 04:52 PM
great one.. oohhhh sorry you blonds
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13-11-06, 05:12 PM
omg this must be my daughters diary ,, these are the kind of things she does and sais (this is the child who asked if you can get anti dumb pills from the doc, and she was serious, pmsl)
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