"Promise you won't laugh!" said the patient Ed, to his doctor.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'Johnson' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry,"said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Ed replied....

Glo that has killed me

LMFAO. that is priceless

Someone told it on the tog site I belong to, Im still laughing myself!

Oddly enough someone rated the thread with a 'one star' Id give anything to be on the admin panel to see who it was ...sounds like we have 'Ed' among us!

Thats so funny! x x x

sooo funny....and its always the ones that say size doesnt matter that turn out to be an "Ed"

Cant wait to tell that one, sooooo funny! thanks

Ed probably puts a 3 course meal down his pants instead of a packed lunch for padding then.lol

My sister-in law has a toll painted fishing pole that declares "it isn't the size but how you wiggle your worm...." hanging in her bathroom!!

PMSL this is great!!! lol xxx

LMAO!!! Thats real good!!