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If you don't like blond jokes, don't read this! - 28-11-06, 02:07 PM
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some

rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman

they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde

assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store

on a regular basis and would like some more.



"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!"



"But I always buy it here," says the blonde



"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.



"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."



She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to

her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"



Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud

from the container.........





"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.....

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28-11-06, 02:24 PM
Er!

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28-11-06, 02:29 PM
thats funny
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28-11-06, 03:11 PM
hehe!
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28-11-06, 03:13 PM
o0h er mrs !!
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28-11-06, 03:17 PM
Ha Ha Thats funny!!!!
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28-11-06, 03:50 PM
pmsl..
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