Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my boobs were too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

"If you want your boobs to grow then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds everyday."

Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my boobs.
"How long will this take?", I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.
I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my boobs everyday will make them grow bigger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

Stupid, stupid man!

FUNNY...... oh i did laugh, I must remember that one

LMAO! What a cheeky so and so!

Then again, you could always remind him that men clearly don't use loo roll when they've had a pee if thats the case!

LMAO!!! love that... so so funny!

Hahaha!! I've just creased myself up again with what you just said!!!

PMSL and he is still alive!!!!!!!!

oh my god that is so so funny!!heheheheheh!! xxx

give him a slap from me - cheeky get!

Funny!

some men think hey are soooooo funny... its not that are funny we just laugh to make them think they are...

lol, my hubby said this to me about 6 months ago aswell, he is also still alive

LMAO

cheeky git your husband x

haha very funny, but I like Lyndsay's reply too!