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Miss Spell, Miss Understood, Miss MYOB -
29-11-06, 02:47 PM
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma comes first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she snapped indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives. "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'." $10.00 says you're gonna read this again.. 
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29-11-06, 02:57 PM
pmsl and I owe you $10
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29-11-06, 03:04 PM
Thats brilliant, yeah I did read it again and laughed even more second time.
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29-11-06, 03:24 PM
I owe you $20 as I had to read it another twice!!!
 It's been a long day and you've just cheered me up, thank's.
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29-11-06, 03:26 PM
thats $40 so far, i better buy a lottery ticket
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29-11-06, 07:45 PM
Ya you got $10 from me too.
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29-11-06, 08:15 PM
ok you get $20 from me and i still had to use a bit of paper to work it out lol
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