words women use

cobweb · **words women use -** 04-12-06, 09:16 PM

Words Women Use:

> > 1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
> >right and you need to shut up.
> >
> > 2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
> >Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
> >minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
> >
> > 3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
> >and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
> >usually end in fine.
> >
> > 4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
> >
> > 5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
> >often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
> >idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
> >with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
> >
> > 6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements women can
> >make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
> >before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
> >
> > 7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
> >you're welcome.
> >
> > 8. WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
> >
> > 9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning
> >this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
> >is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's
> >wrong," for the woman's response refer to # 3.
> >

HappyHands · 04-12-06, 10:13 PM

oohhhh they are so right... lol

sugar06 · 04-12-06, 10:49 PM

lol im a whatever girl

mynails13 · 04-12-06, 11:19 PM

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