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Lol Nailzoo watch out PMS is around the corner lol - 06-12-06, 01:19 PM
Carl a fellow geek sent this to me and I thought of you - hope you don't mind and take it in the jovial way it is intended

The Hormone Hostage


The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend,co-worker or significant other!



DANGEROUS:What's for dinner?


SAFER:Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST:Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS:Are you wearing that?
SAFER:Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST:WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine.


DANGEROUS:What are you so worked up about?
SAFER:Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST:Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS:Should you be eating that?
SAFER:You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST:Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS:What did you DO all day?
SAFER:I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST:I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some more wine.

13 Things PMS Stands For:
1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!
...Or men who need a warning.


And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!



There you go Carl you have been warned


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06-12-06, 01:44 PM
Oh I am sure he wont be offended Deb ,after all he likes to remind us about it
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06-12-06, 01:48 PM
Brill Debs. I love it!
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06-12-06, 01:51 PM
Snugglepuss darl, please use the search feature
Hormone Hostage

no offense taken (as per)
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06-12-06, 01:56 PM
Es tu Brute

Pms....

Hormone Hostage.....it's sooooo true!! lol!

Maybe this could win the title "joke that is posted the most times in a new thread"?
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06-12-06, 01:58 PM
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Es tu Brute

Pms....

Hormone Hostage.....it's sooooo true!! lol!

Maybe this could win the title "joke that is posted the most times in a new thread"?
nice come back Sass, your not pre men are you tut tut
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06-12-06, 01:59 PM
nope I don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood!
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06-12-06, 02:04 PM
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nope I don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood!
but thats the prob isnt it..... if ever I am in a mood my OH and sons say "oh is it that time of the month again" which makes me want to slap them.
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06-12-06, 02:04 PM
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Pms....

Hormone Hostage.....it's sooooo true!! lol!

Maybe this could win the title "joke that is posted the most times in a new thread"?
ROFLMAO. Sooooo Very funny!
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06-12-06, 02:10 PM
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Es tu Brute

Pms....

Hormone Hostage.....it's sooooo true!! lol!

Maybe this could win the title "joke that is posted the most times in a new thread"?

lmfao - very witty sassy - just waiting for Nailzoo's comeback now!
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06-12-06, 02:13 PM
The only reason they call it "PMS", is because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken
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