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A very un-PC joke - 06-12-06, 03:13 PM
What do you call a chav at university?.....
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06-12-06, 03:18 PM
Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm tellin! Thats well bad!
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06-12-06, 03:20 PM
What do you call a chav in a suit ?
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The accused !!
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06-12-06, 03:35 PM
ooohhhh you are all well bad... but really funny init
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06-12-06, 03:43 PM
haha these are great.. who has some more chav jokes!! ?? hehe
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06-12-06, 04:18 PM
Tsia,

Just for you



What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?

Fathers Day!


How do you start an argument with a chav?

Speak!


What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?

The burglar.



What do you call a Chav in a box?

Innit.



What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.



What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.



What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

Innuinnit.



Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.



What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.



What do you say to a chav at work?

Can i have a big mac please?




How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?

She is the most pregnant one.



What do chavs use as protection during sex?

A bus shelter!



What do you call a large group of chavs descending on somewhere (a pub for instance)?

A Chavalanche



If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him
over?

It might be your bike.



What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.



Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

The police.



What do you call a chav with half a brain?
Gifted.



What do you call chavs with a brain?
A crowd.


Why do Chavs always travel around in pairs?

One can read and one can write!



What do you say to a chav in a suit?

Will the defendant please stand



What do you call a Chav in the dock?

Guilty.



Where do Chavettes go for work?

Street corners.
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06-12-06, 04:32 PM
omg WHAT DID i start here LOL

love it - keep em coming geeks
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06-12-06, 04:34 PM
lmao, are there any chav jokes left?
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06-12-06, 04:39 PM
My sons's personal favourite chav joke:

What do you call 4 chavs in a vauxhall nova going over a cliff?

A tragedy, you could have got 5 chavs in a vauxhall nova.
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06-12-06, 05:24 PM
Love it
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Haha they are great! LOL
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What is a chav???
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What is a chav???
Chav - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Hope this helps.
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08-12-06, 01:10 PM
What do you call a plane load of chavs crashing into the sea?

A GOOD START!!
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I don't think I like these jokes.
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