Originally Posted by michelle16

Try this instead of a traditional christmas cake mmmmm

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 cup brown sugar
1tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 Bottle vodka
1 can red bull
2 cups dried fruit

Method
1 Sample vodka to check quality
2 Take large bowl,check vodka again
3 To be sure its the best quality pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink
4 Repeat
5 Turn on the electric mixer and beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl, hic
6 Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again
7 At this point it is best to make sure the vodka is still ok
8 Flavour with red bull to taste
9 Try another cup-just in case turn off the mixerer,hic
10 Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11 pick fruit up off floor
12 mix on the tuner, hic
13 If dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers,pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14 shamplt the vodka for tonsisticitity,flavour with a little red bull, hic
15 Next ssiffft two cups of salt. or something who gives a s**t
16 Throw a pinch of bed rull over your shoulder
17 pick up can,mop the floor
18 check the vodka, hic hic
19 Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts
20 Add one table
21 add a shpoon of sugar or somefink,whatever you find
22 Turn the cake tin 360 degrees without falling over
23 Dont forget to beat off the turner
23 Finaaly,throw the bowl through the window,finish the vodka and kick the dog
24 Fall into bed