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Lol 7 Ways to annoy at Christmas - 14-12-06, 02:28 PM

7 Ways To Annoy At Christmas


1. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting,
"Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..."

2. Hang a stocking with your roommate's name on it. Collect coal and sharp
objects in it.

3. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.

4. Sing "All I want for Christmas is your two front teeth..."

5. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first.

6. Smoke mistletoe. Do what comes naturally.

7. Take some miniature marshmallows and put them in a little baggie. Attach a note to the bag that has a picture of a snow man and this poem:
'You have been naughty, and here's the scoop
All you get is the snowman's poop!'


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14-12-06, 02:35 PM

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7 Ways To Annoy At Christmas




1. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting,
"Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..."

2. Hang a stocking with your roommate's name on it. Collect coal and sharp
objects in it.

3. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.

4. Sing "All I want for Christmas is your two front teeth..."

5. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first.

6. Smoke mistletoe. Do what comes naturally.

7. Take some miniature marshmallows and put them in a little baggie. Attach a note to the bag that has a picture of a snow man and this poem:

'You have been naughty, and here's the scoop


All you get is the snowman's poop!'

Scary thing is... I think that number 7 is a fab idea lol!!!
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14-12-06, 07:03 PM

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Scary thing is... I think that number 7 is a fab idea lol!!!
I know...I thought it was cute too!!!
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14-12-06, 07:23 PM

Funny! I actually got that from someone at work a few years ago! Not that I had been naughty or anything.....lol
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15-12-06, 09:55 AM

oohhh i may do this in my kids stockings.. especially the eldest hehehe
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15-12-06, 10:48 AM

Love number seven thats cute. My son loves marshmallows so he will be happy with it!
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Wink 15-12-06, 11:28 AM

LOVED the last one!!!! ....At leeeeeaaaast!!! NOW i know what present my "beloved brother" will get ...
...oh no...can't do that....love Him tooo much...but the idea is fab anyway!!!!
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