Santa story -
19-12-06, 10:25 AM
>>>>A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on
>>>> >her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
>>>> >
>>>> >Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
>>>> >
>>>> >Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
>>>> >
>>>> >The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
>>>> >safety
>>>> >violation.
>>>> >
>>>> >The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector Light on the
>>>> >back
>>>>of
>>>> >it."
>>>> >
>>>> >The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got
>>>>there
>>>> >sir.
>>>> >Did Santa bring it to you?"
>>>> >Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
>>>> >
>>>> >The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa
>>>> >the
>>>> >d*ck goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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