My Favourit Gift So Far

nailzoo · **My Favourit Gift So Far -** 21-12-06, 06:01 AM

Well the silly season is upon us and clients are bringing in the usual stuff, chocs, booze, more booze etc. But his takes the cake so far, I was tickled and had to show you all.

Nice to see some people using their imagination

adelekeegan1 · 21-12-06, 09:20 AM

I saw these in the Sunday supplements this week only they had fried egg ones in there as well, great aren't they

Tsia · 21-12-06, 09:58 AM

are they real platers/bandages? just shaped like food?
Confused..! LOL

phoebe_cat · 21-12-06, 10:11 AM

Please tell!?!?!

What was your free toy?!?!?

mandz · 21-12-06, 12:09 PM

Lol, they look sooooo cool!!!
let us know where you can get them from!!!!

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weezie · 21-12-06, 12:47 PM

Sorry to be pedantic but did you mean to write "favorit" instead of "favourite" in the title just asking as I remember your posts on spell checking

P.s love the plasters even though they would make me a little nauseous if I had one on a cut

nailzoo · 21-12-06, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by weezie

Sorry to be pedantic but did you mean to write "favorit" instead of "favourite" in the title just asking as I remember your posts on spell checking

P.s love the plasters even though they would make me a little nauseous if I had one on a cut

If chocolate can be spelt choclit, favourite can be spelt favorit.
Any disputes I will send Vicky Pollard round to your house for a discussion.

Mrs Geek · 21-12-06, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsia

are they real platers/bandages? just shaped like food?
Confused..! LOL

please tell me you are kidding right??

Lellipop · 21-12-06, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by nailzoo

Well the silly season is upon us and clients are bringing in the usual stuff, chocs, booze, more booze etc. But his takes the cake so far, I was tickled and had to show you all.

Nice to see some people using their imagination

Lmao these are fab Hey Carl we say takes the biscuit not cake.
Oh and I notice a typo tut tut

nailzoo · 21-12-06, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs Geek

please tell me you are kidding right??

Yes they are real/sterile etc, just like the real thing, I call em Bacon Bandaids., I don't wanna open the box.
Here's the link to the distributor.
ACCOUTREMENTS - Bacon Strips Bandages

weezie · 21-12-06, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nailzoo

If chocolate can be spelt choclit, favourite can be spelt favorit.
Any disputes I will send Vicky Pollard round to your house for a discussion.

As tis the season of good will n'all I'll let you get away with that somewhat tenuous arguement! Please don't send Vicky round <shudder>

Glorsclaws · 21-12-06, 03:01 PM

Well I have just received the wierdest thing through the post, its not a cirular type thing, its all been hand done ... a large, foil sealed sachet containing a 'Scratching' apparently!!!

The attached note suggests its supposedly locally produced in the Black Country and here is the message that came with it....

" JC's are brought to you from the famous game reserve in Sutton Park. After several days tracking, ferocious rabbits are killed by the most acurate golfer in the country. The fillet steak is taken from the captured animal and strapped to the back of wild horses. After several days salting in sweat from the horses and the drying effects of the sun, JC's are lovingly packaged for your enjoyment.

Should this product be of sub-standard quality, you will notice there is no return address .... enjoy!"

Wtf! has anyone ever had anything this mad?

nailzoo · 21-12-06, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glorsclaws

Well I have just received the wierdest thing through the post, its not a cirular type thing, its all been hand done ... a large, foil sealed sachet containing a 'Scratching' apparently!!!

The attached note suggests its supposedly locally produced in the Black Country and here is the message that came with it....

" JC's are brought to you from the famous game reserve in Sutton Park. After several days tracking, ferocious rabbits are killed by the most acurate golfer in the country. The fillet steak is taken from the captured animal and strapped to the back of wild horses. After several days salting in sweat from the horses and the drying effects of the sun, JC's are lovingly packaged for your enjoyment.

Should this product be of sub-standard quality, you will notice there is no return address .... enjoy!"

Wtf! has anyone ever had anything this mad?

Now thats a "gift"