>>
>>George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the
Devil
>>is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the Devil.
>>"You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have
>>to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3
people
>>here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
>>have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George
>>thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the
>>first room. In it was Ted Kennedy in a large pool of water. Kennedy
>>kept resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was his
>>fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good
>>swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."
>>The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge
>>hammer and a room full of rocks. All Blair did was swing that hammer,
>>time after time after time, and more rocks appeared. "No!" Bush said.
>>"I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony
if
>>all I could do was break rocks all day!"
>>The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying
>>naked On the floor with his arms tied to stakes over his head, and his
>>legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
>>doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for
a
>>while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled
and
>>said... "Monica, you're free to go!"
>>
>>
>>
>>

So cheeky!!