An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a
diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at
least 5 pounds.'
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
nearly 60 POUNDS!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my
instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I
were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?'
'No, from the f**kin' skippin', the Irishman said.

Thats funny- had to read it twice before I got it though!!!

good diet....wanna try this...maybe it'll help me as well

LMAO that is brill

love it xx