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Cheesy Why Condoms Come in Packages of 3, 6 and 12 - 09-06-07, 12:26 PM

Couldn't resist posting this peeps for a Saturday giggle. Enjoy!


A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in healthClass at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3and asks,"Why are there 3 in this package?"The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE forSaturday, and ONE for Sunday.""Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who arethese for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO forSaturday, and TWO for Sunday.""WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking upa 12 pack.With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are formarried men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."
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09-06-07, 12:31 PM

Very good!!!! lmao!!!
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09-06-07, 12:34 PM

How true!!!
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09-06-07, 12:59 PM

many married people are now nodding and smiling.
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09-06-07, 01:22 PM

Love it so funny!!!!
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09-06-07, 02:24 PM

LOL!
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09-06-07, 05:49 PM

if that is true...i dont wanna marry

...maybe Dad was wrong... *12 are usually bought by women... some for husband (during weekend...or for that 1 time in the month)..& the rest for the lover(s) - to be satisfied all the week long..?
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