This was in the paper today. It looks longer than it is. Thought I'd post it because I know of at least one geek who might find it useful to pick the wheat from the chaff! Feel free to add your own definitions.

adventurous - married

average build - midget

busy - attention deficit disorder

caring - gay

considerate - closet gay

cuddly - large beer gut

driven - bonkers

easy going - bone idle

enthusiastic - loud and annoying

fun loving - chats up your friends

gentleman - hasn't had sex since 1979

good sense of humour - crashing bore

gym toned - no neck

honest - rude

idealistic - unemployed

in touch with his feminine side - on medication and gay

intellectual - reading novel, stuck on page 11

likes kids - has 5 with 3 different women

likes nights in by the fire - cheapskate

mature - 69

no ties - just divorced

non-judgemental - internet porn addict

open minded - sleeps with other women

outdoor type - doesn't wash

passionate - on Viagra

presentable - a face only a mother could love

professional - b*****d

quiet - zzzzzzzzz

romantic - takes socks off for sex

risk-taker - bigamist

sensual - pervert

sociable - drunk

successful - has own set of power tools

tactile - groper

understanding - guilty

wealthy - drug dealer

youthful - free bus pass next year

zany - children's TV presenter

I'm married to a cuddly, sociable, successful man. Anyone else?

I have a busy cuddly easy going presentable and successful partner lol

I have an adventurous, easy going, non judgemental, professional, sensual, sociable and tactile man....apparently...God I'm soooo lucky

He sounds divine!

Bless his little cotton socks.
I might put him on ebay come to think of it.

Bloody hell, all I've got is a husband !!!!

I was going to say, he sounds like a barrel of laughs but then realised mine's just a barrel!