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Duck - 22-04-08, 10:56 PM
Duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any Bread?
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ******* bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any *******bread,
ask me again and I'll nail your ******* beak to the bar you
irritating ******* of a *******bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?

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23-04-08, 02:46 PM
Lol xx
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23-04-08, 02:51 PM
That made me proper laugh - out loud and everything......
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23-04-08, 03:03 PM
i love it i needed a god laugh
and that did it thanks
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23-04-08, 05:09 PM
PMSL ... thanks for sharing
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23-04-08, 05:11 PM
LMAO! I've heard this one before! always makes me chuckle!
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23-04-08, 07:56 PM
Ha ha ha that is very funny
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23-04-08, 11:07 PM
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That made me proper laugh - out loud and everything......
Me too, I like that one!
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24-04-08, 08:34 AM
I laughed then realised I was reading it in my head with a silly voice for the duck and laughed all over again lol i'm going slooowly mad.
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