Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problemcan
there be greater than this one?"

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if myfather
hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NOMATTER WHO LEFT

YOU A FORTUNE"