Colonoscopy


All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

'I should be in charge,' said the brain , 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood , 'Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


'I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,' Because I process food and give all of you energy.'

'I should be in charge,' said the legs, 'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes, 'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

'I should be in charge,' said the rectum, 'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
.
The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work,,,
The asshole is usually in charge!

*Disclaimer* I apologise if this offends anyone, it is only a joke email I received and thought I would like to share it.

No offence taken, i thought it was hilarious

Same here! Very funny

lol no offence taken either...i thought it was hilarious made me laugh

Good one! x

I like....VERY FUNNY!!!

LOL that was good!!
x

Phew!

You never know what people's reaction will be and as it was my very first post in Hardee har har, I read the Geek commandments about offending, so thought I would just pop in a 'disclaimer' to protect the innocent (i.e me )

I thought it was great

Hi there redsadie,
I didn't take offence but I am not sure about the gmg and other moderators I wet myself laughing I have never heard anything like it before this goes to show that there is such a thing as beauty jokes.

hi redsadie
do you mind if i share this with my friends I will certainly cite it if you give me permission

Lol! Go ahead Bebeautiful, no problems. I received in via email anyway so I think you could say it's public property. xx

LOL I like it!

Hmm, Colonoscopy, is that the shining of light up a lining of sh**e?

Lol, brilliant! And so true.......