The humphety backed heron nearly as big as me
Stands at the water side fishin for its tea

His skinny milinky lang legs just like reeds
Cheats a the pud****s soomin mang the weeds
Hears ane cumin grup it by the leg
It sticks in his trapple then slides doon its greig

Neest comes a rattin, a rattin zoomin past
Oot gangs the lang neck and has the rattin fast
He jabs it, he stabs it, soon its in its wame
Flip flap in the air heron flees hame

Come agen

Aww nice.

I think this a really old song taken from a poem by the Scottish author Robert Burns ..not sure but it's nice

where did you find it>?