Remember the days at nightclubs when the guys would chat you up with cheesy lines ...this lot made me laugh


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey babe, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: really ..but would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Hey babe,your my type of girl
Woman:No i'm not...I'm not inflatable.

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Lol, these are great! x

Janey K you crack me up!!! I was never quick enough, or confident enough, to come up with one liners like these. They are great!

Now, many moons, on I would greatly appreciate receiving a "chat up line" from anyone! X