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Dogs and Light Bulbs - 05-08-08, 08:41 PM
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?



Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Rottweiler: Make me!

Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...

Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.

Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
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05-08-08, 08:46 PM
The St Bernard managed to change the light bulb, but then all the dog drool it left caused a short circuit!
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05-08-08, 08:48 PM
LOL!!

our Lhasa Apso - Lightbulb? Me? Hmph stoopid dumb owners!
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05-08-08, 08:49 PM
That is so true of Old English Sheepdogs! They are totally thick but lovable!
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That is so true of Old English Sheepdogs! They are totally thick but lovable!
LOL, I would have thought our Pug would have said something like that as she is just so greedy!!!
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05-08-08, 09:16 PM
Omg our Max go's totally mad at light bulbs...
You cant say the words ~emms whispers~~ "who is it"
If you do he starts jumping round in circles barking and crying at the light..you cant point at it either, he go's nuts !
He snorts too...think rabied horse ! thats what he looks like,
Also reflections of mirrors, I swear he hears a mirror being moved from 100 miles away.

His favourite game is "the torch game"
I sit up on the kitchen worktop and circle a torch around the floor...keeps him entertained untill his batteries run out lol.
Only thing is my floor is then TOTALLY covered in slobber
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