Irish Boy's Confession

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, ****y?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
'Well, ****y, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?'
'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Brown?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Margaret Doyle?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Anne O' Neil?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Catherine O' Tool, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped ****y, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

****y walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'4 Months holiday and five good leads'.

hahaha sorry I just realised the boys name was D i c k y

PMSL thats a good one

I like it

PMSL!
Excellent xxxxxx

hahaha ace

Great joke. I like it!

As for the "naughty word filter", let's see - **** Dastardly and Muttley, ****y Bird, Spotted ****, **** Turpin, **** Francis, etc etc.

As bad as it is for the residents of that North Lincolnshire town, S****horpe...

Tsk tsk tsk... maybe Mr Geek could comment certain code out in his PHP modules perhaps?

I feel sad for people who live in S c u n t h o r p e lmao

LOL, makes me think of the urban myth of when the Labour Party spam filter started rejecting any messages containing the words "socialism" or "socialist" because they happened to contain the letters forming the drug "cialis".

Unless that was an intentional ploy lol...

I just think maybe Sam doesn't like *****
Me neither tbh

LOL!

Although I have a feeling that the filter is particularly discriminating towards North Lincolnshire.

As in Surrey, you have Lightwater

and in South Yorkshire, you have Penistone

and neither of those get filtered lol...

Shut it and laugh at my joke Ruth
You'll get me in trouble!!!

LOL I did burst out laughing when I read your joke and so did Sonia!

Fantastic, I like that boy's style...