An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other,when they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant startement was heard by neighbours who feared the woman most.
when I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life! they believed she practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. she was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

she died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. after the burial, the husband went straight to the local bar and began to party as f there was no tomorrow. the gaiety of hos actions were becoming extreme while his neighbours approached in a group to ask the question.
Are you not afraid? concerned? worried? that this woman who practiced black magic and started that when she died she dig her way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!
the husband put down his drink and said... let the old bag dig, I had her buried upside down

pmsl, i like this one

Lol!! Brilliant, will be tellin that one down at the pub!!
xxx