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After 20 years of marriage... - 08-10-08, 12:10 PM
After 20 years of marriage, a couple werelying in bed one evening, when the missus felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and thenbegan moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed hershoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts,stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressedpast the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in aloving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

He said, 'I've found the remote'.
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08-10-08, 11:00 PM
Classic!
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09-10-08, 10:45 AM
Love it Gill . I was getting excited just reading it !!!
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09-10-08, 02:38 PM
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Love it Gill . I was getting excited just reading it !!!
now now dont start all that again ,. haha
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now now dont start all that again ,. haha
PMSL, well I've got to keep up the spontaneity!
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09-10-08, 04:53 PM
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