Ok so everyone who might remember Collins story about shrinking my jumper might like this one.....

Silly me, thinking that by insisting to leave the washing to me I would have peace and fitting clothes......

From the washing machine he simply moved onto the dryer in an attempt to torture my clothes, thus having shrunk 2 of my favourite linen trousers.......
So I either got to bin them and be dragged around the shops again (hate it) or wear really flat shoes and...