I just have to share this with you and maybe you have some funny's too.......

My client came in today and after a little while we got chatting about what she had been up to..........

So she said to me............ " you never guess what I had done the other day?"
So I said " Go on Tell me"
So she said: " I had that collonic irritation"
So I said: " You mean collonic irrigation?"
She said: "Nope Collonic Irritation"
So I said : I am sure it's Collonic Irrigation"
So she said : Nope in my case it was Collonic irritation, because it irritated the S*** out of me and I am never gonna have that done again!!!!

Apparantly it made her feel sick and she was sick........... So I can only imagine the scenario..............

But it made me laugh so much, I was crying...........
and kept me giggling all day long..........good job she has a great sense of humour .................

Ruth, that had me rolling about! Brings tears to your eyes just thinking about it.

The only funny I can think of is when I performed a manicure on a lovely little old lady who confessed she had very dry cubicles!!! Didn't have the heart to correct her, but it made me chuckle.

Oh! Apart from my funny on my permanent makeup training part deux this week ....... I was doing a lady's lipliner and whilst doing her top lip I was resting my hand on her chin. Well for some reason she kept opening her mouth which caused her bottom lip to quiver and her chin to wobble, which made my hand shake!!! So I very politely said, please could you close your mouth as it's making your bottom chin wobble!!! I was concentrating so much I didn't realise what I had said until afterwards when my trainer said she was trying desperately not to get a fit of the giggles ............ well it was one of those moments you had to be there!!!

lol , i always do stupid stuff like that ,

I used to work with a girl many moons ago - not in nails though LOL and she used to always come out with funnies like that - some are not printable here LOL. One that I do remember was when she told us that her gran had been diagnosed with "scenic dimensions".

She worked in the accounts department and her filing was a law unto itself - she used to file the telephone bills under "f" for fone.

Its funny when clients say things like that. EWwww I can only imagine the scenario and dont want to even think about that ewwww, reminds me when I had to have an endoscophy or however you spell it (the one that isnt through your mouth ) when I was in hospital with food poisoning from prawns I was sooo ill I thought I was never going to get better. When they told me I had to have that done I nearly did a runner there and then lol They had already taken the drip out and couldnt get another thing in I had about thirteen holes allover my body by the time they gave up. So I couldnt have a sedative ahhhhhhh the worst so I was wide awake. I shouted at the doctor the whole time to stop and the nurse nearly had a broken hand where I was squeezing it so hard. Just hope that I never bump into the staff that were there how embarasing. Anyway just another ewwwww story to add, but I kind of know what that poor lady went through.

One of my clients today was telling me of some bargains that she had secured in her quest to be finished Christmas shopping. She told me of a lady that was selling copy "PIRANHA" bags?? "bet they would be nice for your daughters" she said!
I was baffled.......Hadnt got a clue wot she was on about!

till one of the stylists in the hair salon below told me she was actually referring to copy "PRADA" bags!

I had my friends daughter over a couple of weeks ago shes 5 and her best friend is called Chelsea we were sitting watching telly me on the sofa her on the floor and an advert came on about football Chelsea V someone can't remember the team.

And she turned round with the straightest face and went "Jod Chelseas on the telly!" so i said no sweet it's the football team called Chelsea and she went
" well they never said that! thats false advertising that is!"

as you can imagine i nearly wet myslf.

My Funny comes from something I said pmsl
I took my kids to a funday at the local park and we went on loads of rides.
On returning home I told the family that I had been on a Stimulator.........
( Infact it was a simulator much to my embrassment)

Pmsl !!!!!!!!!!!

I don't need clients when I have my mum and nan......

At a party someone was telling a story about taking a bird out in his new car, so mum, trying to be clever quipped "was it the two legged kind?" - she got a little embarrassed when I pointed out all birds have two legs - both the female and the feathered kind....

I'm also a (bit????) of a Marilyn Monroe fan. Mum was looking for a present for me and spotted a calendar, decided aginst it as she said I'd already have all the pictures in it. My nan turned around and said "Why do they have the same old pictures, you think they'd take some more" !!! Bless!

pmsl! bless your mum trying to be witty!

my nana thought she had foot and mouth disease when it was going about as she had an abcess in her mouth and really sore feet!

and when i first started doing nails my boyfriend asked me if i was going to give him a manicure (persuaded him to let me do them-he thought it was a girly thing thing to do but then he was hooked!) id been neglecting his hands n he said please give me one -my cupicles are a mess- hes canadian so might have been an accent problem!

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