Some stupid stuff!

sambam · **Some stupid stuff! -** 13-05-04, 01:15 AM

Got some really funny stuff from my friend. (sorry if this goes on a bit!)

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (damn thats the only time i can work on my hair).

On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: use like regular soap."

On some frozen dinners: "serving suggestion: defrost" (but its 'just' a suggestion).

On a tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(well duh its a bit late now!).

On packaging of an iron: "Do not iron clothes on the body". (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's children cough medicine: "do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head-colds off those forklifts).

On sleeping medicine: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (and im taking this because???.........)

On a childs superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (!!!!)

On a swedish chainsaw: "do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (.....was there a lot of this happening somewhere!)

hmmmmmmmmm strange!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dee · 13-05-04, 09:06 AM

lmao , that is ace ! take care love dee

talontastic · 13-05-04, 09:48 PM

Thanks Sambam

Really made me laugh.

The chainsaw one is the best.

Mind you on my coffee take out it says 'Cauition Hot' Nah!

Shellie · 13-05-04, 10:06 PM

Packet of peanuts - 'this product may contain nuts'! I read this on a packet of Asda's own nuts, cracked me up

sambam Massively geeky Posts: 601 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bury	Some stupid stuff! - 13-05-04, 01:15 AM Got some really funny stuff from my friend. (sorry if this goes on a bit!) On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (damn thats the only time i can work on my hair). On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: use like regular soap." On some frozen dinners: "serving suggestion: defrost" (but its 'just' a suggestion). On a tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (well duh its a bit late now!). On packaging of an iron: "Do not iron clothes on the body". (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's children cough medicine: "do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head-colds off those forklifts). On sleeping medicine: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (and im taking this because???.........) On a childs superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (!!!!) On a swedish chainsaw: "do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (.....was there a lot of this happening somewhere!) hmmmmmmmmm strange!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dee supernatural geek Posts: 5,582 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: cambridge,ON canada .. but originally from uk , lol	13-05-04, 09:06 AM lmao , that is ace ! take care love dee

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talontastic Real geeky Posts: 276 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Bournemouth	13-05-04, 09:48 PM Thanks Sambam Really made me laugh. The chainsaw one is the best. Mind you on my coffee take out it says 'Cauition Hot' Nah!

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Shellie Geeklette Posts: 27 Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: oxford	13-05-04, 10:06 PM Packet of peanuts - 'this product may contain nuts'! I read this on a packet of Asda's own nuts, cracked me up